(to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: one head concussion!
On the second day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: six sprained shoulder. Five defib jolts! Four suckng chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: eight wooden backboards. Seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV"s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the nineth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: nine electrocutions. Eight wooden backboards. Seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: ten bruised ribs. Nine electrocutions. Eight wooden backboards. Seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: eleven hit and runs. Ten bruised ribs. Nine electrocutions. Eight wooden backboards. Seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to Johnny: twelve days to recover!…Eleven hit and runs. Ten bruised ribs. Nine electrocutions. Eight wooden backboards. Seven saline solutions. Six sprained shoulders. Five defib jolts! Four sucking chest wounds. Three IV’s. Two splinted legs…and one head concussion!
