(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
Johnny the Paramedic
Had a very brilliant mind
And if you ever saw him
You might still like Kevin Tighe (like me and Tangee!)
Chet, Mike and Captain Stanley
Used to laugh and call him names (like Twit!)
The Phantom would get poor Johnny
Each and every time he played!
Guilt ridden one Christmas Eve
Big Roy came to say
Partner, with your mind so bright
Won't you drive the squad tonight?
So when they got a call
Johnny ran into the wall
Of the station that's made of brick
Brilliant Johnny's really THICK!!
