Ways to Know if Your Kids are Watching Too Much Emergency!

When your three-year-old puts on his play fire helmet, and has you lay down so that he can defibrillate you with your slipper while thetwo of you are playing.

When your five-year-old knows the meaning of the words "defibrillate" and "unconscious."

When your seven-year-old son takes the paddles from his air hockey game and defibrillates the cat with them, yelling "Clear" and "V-Fib" while he is doing it. P.S. the cat just laid there and took it.

When you notice your two-year-old talking to rampart on her fake phone, while giving chest compressions to her doll.

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