Roy DeSoto Drives the Squad by Kevin
(to the tune of Another One Bites the Dust by Queen)

John walks wearily to the squad with his head hung way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of the tones; squad's running, ready to go.
Are you ready, are you ready to roll? Are you going to give someone your help?
Out of the bay Squad 51 rips, the sound of the sirens yelp.

(Chorus)
Roy DeSoto drives the squad. Roy DeSoto drives the squad.
Roy DeSoto drives, and Roy DeSoto drives
Roy DeSoto drives the squad.
Hey, Johnny sits by you.
Roy DeSoto drives the squad.

Do you think you're going to drive the rescue squad when Roy is gone?
You took it for a joy ride one night and the Cap was really ticked off.
Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Got it out of your system?
When Roy goes on a rescue call, you'd better go assist him.

(Repeat Chorus)

Roy DeSoto drives the squad. Roy DeSoto drives the squad. (Hey, Hey!)
Roy DeSoto drives the squad. Roy DeSoto drives the squad. (Hey, Hey!)

There are many ways to save a man and make him come around.
You can wrap him, you can zap hip, you can treat his wounds, or give him CPR.
But I'm calling, I'm calling for you. I ran over my own two feet.
Out of the bay Squad 51 rips, sirens wailing all down the street.

(Repeat Chorus)